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1.) Get Off Jill Carroll’s Back Already

2.) Delay: There is a War in America against Christianity

3.) Bush Approval Rating Hits A New New Low

4.) Was J. Edgar Hoover really gay?

5.) Bin Laden again shows he has no understanding of civil liberties

6.) Another Piece of Evidence that Suggest Gays Are Born

7.) Could you live in a cave…

8.) UK Government Report Says No Evidence of Aliens Exists

9.) Man Given A Bill For failed Suicide Attempt

10.) Karl Rove: At least Bush is still likeable, right?

11.) Another Reason It Sucks To Be In The Military

12.) Baghdad ER

13.) The Sun Is Going Away, But Don't Panic

14.) God Fails To Save Idiot From Lion, sez “I don’t repeat my Miracles”

15.) Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi Dead But Surprisingly Still In One Piece

16.) Season Finale of FOX’s 24, Thank GOD

17.) Pakistani Woman Beheads Husband Over Fourth Wife

18.) Islamic fundamentalists Set Off 30 Bombs In Thailand

19.) Hawking Gives Us Another Depressing Prediction

20.) Oh so that’s why??

21.) HIV Positive Woman Sentenced For Infecting Suspecting Men

22.) Indian Men Pimping Their Wives Now…

23.) PGH - No more Defective Genes No more Defective Kids

24.) Kate Beckinsale can squirt milk from her breasts clear across a room

25.) Another African Nation Mutilating Girls For Their Own Good

26.) Iraqi Prime Minister Doesn’t Support Israel, duh?

27.) It Would Be Nice If Republicans Came Clean Before The Were Elected

28.) rage infected Rats Again…for real this time

29.) Jesus Freak Science: Sexual Lyrics In Song Make Kids Have Sex…

30.) Big Tit Doing Its Job Sparks Puritanical Outrage

31.) Convicted Rapists Gets Pass From Prison Because He is Too Short

32.) An Eye for an Eye, literally

33.) 4 Out Of 5 Head Lice Are Immune To Scalp Poison

34.) South African Government Now Taking Issue with Bottled Water

35.) Titty Nazi Strike Again Banning Cleavage in Texas School

36.) What is Happening to Paul McCartney is my Second Biggest Fear

37.) Five Indians Die Attempting to Save A Pigeon

38.) The price of gas

39.) Turkey is the only European country that has fewer people that believe in evolution than the US

40.) Is Cyclopamine responsible for This Cyclops?

41.) Infidel Texts Banned In Kentucky Schools, again

42.) Who Hasn’t Had Sex In Public?

43.) More and More Women Going to Jamaica for “Black Bamboo”

44.) 27,000 Years Later, Woolly Mammoths May Again Roam The Earth

45.) Hajji Girl Leads To More "Misunderstood Marines"

46.) US Companies Support Censorship For A Buck

47.) When in doubt if a family is a family… ask the City

48.) Well At Least They Used Their Powers For Good

49.) Federal Courts Refuse To Acknowledge King Bush’s Sovereignty

50.) kwame kilpatrick and george bush are lessons learned?

51.) The Sweet Science of Titties

52.) Clinton only offered 40 goats for Chelsea

53.) Real life Super-villain The Hypno-robber strikes again

54.) sex in space, again a huge concern for NASA

55.) louis farrakhan says government conspiracy flooded new orleans

56.) anti-rape condom controversial??

57.) No "morning after" pill for rape victim

58.) Nigerian E-mail Scammers Speak: I Will Eat Your Dollars

59.) 'missing' penis sparks mob lynching

60.) When Neo-Nazi Meets Nickelodeon

61.) Catfights on the rise in Boston for no apparent reason

62.) American Justice: Why Turd Blossom Won’t See Jail Time

63.) Guantanamo Abuse, Safe, Secure And Humane

64.) The Four Telltale Signs That You Are Possessed By The Devil

65.) Mike Tyson To Make Porno Debut With Jenna Jameson

66.) 30,000 Confirmed Dead From 2005 Kashmir Earthquake

67.) Prison Riot Went On for 15 minutes leaving 42 injured

68.) Parricide In Minnesota Over skipping Church

69.) Still Moving Backwards In Africa All By Themselves

70.) Germans Think They're Well-Hung - But They're Not

71.) Bear Farmer Gets Eaten By Bears

72.) Deadly Naegleria Amoeba Kills Two Kids In Tulsa

73.) Yoko Disses Paul…Again

74.) Police Arrest PETA Workers For Dumping Dead Animals

75.) Dubya Says Miers' Jesus Freak Beliefs Figured Into Her Court Nomination

76.) Federal Judge Will Decide Once and For All if Intelligent Design Is Science

77.) the average samurai lived to be 19, while the average ninja lived to be 37

78.) Giant Squid Spotted Just Off Coast of Japan

79.) Florida’s Stand Your Ground Law Goes Into Effect

80.) So just how exaggerate were reports coming from New Orleans?

81.) Man Who Was Raped Daily In Prison Says Authorities Did Nothing

82.) Revenge Of Anti-Terrorist, Toxic Dart Armed Dolphins

83.) Lions Eat 20 Ethiopian Villagers In A Single Week

84.) Static Build Up In Man’s Clothing Makes Carpet Ignite

85.) Guantanamo Interrogators Exchanging Personal Information for Intelligence

86.) A H5N1 Outbreak Could Kill 200,000 Americans in 90 days

87.) Bill Clinton Global Initiative Project Collect 1.2 Billion

88.) Residents Protest Wal-Mart Store Because It May Attract Blacks

89.) Ugly Woman Gambles Sister Lost

90.) Pope Benedict XVI Greets Exorcist At Exorcist Convention

91.) American Girls Suck A Lot Of Dick, But We Knew That

92.) Plague-infected lab mice escape bioterrorism research facility

93.) Good Enough for a Horse Not Good Enough for a Human

94.) XXX hardcore porn, daughter or mother

95.) if homosexuals ruled the world

96.) new species of ferocious giant ape discovered in Congo

97.) Discovery of New Species of Human Screws with Human Evolution

98.) Why Nefertiti Disappears from Historical record

99.) Plot To Kill 50 Cent On Hold For Now

100.) Superman’s Cock Size Big Issue On Upcoming Film

101.) Japanese Text Books Still Prefer Disinformation Over Truth

102.) NOI Calls Gang bangers for Jihad against LAPD

103.) On your mark, get set...Let the genocidal conspiracy theories begin

104.) Moses was the product of incestuous inbreeding?

105.) If you had to save one of these unrepentant persons from certain death which would it be?

106.) Katrina Did What Had To Be Done

107.) 1 in 5 Americans believe Sun revolves around the Earth

108.) Bush and his permanent vacation

109.) Which one of God's deeds was the most unjust?

110.) Aborigine used boomerang to subdue and rape his promised wife

111.) Suge Knight Dodges Five Bullets Gets Hit With Sixth

112.) Which natural disaster will you see in your lifetime?

113.) If you had to spend the rest of your life doing the same thing over and over what would it be

114.) Would you convict someone of murder if you were convinced that they believed that God had instructed them to kill.

115.) If there is a soul do you think science will eventually find evidence of it?

116.) If life as we know it is being threatened by an inescapable natural catastrophe is government obligated to warn us?

117.) Are you still a virgin if you have only had anal or oral sex?

118.) If true artificial intelligence could be achieved would unplugging the machine constitute murder?

119.) Girl Born Without A Face

120.) Pro Herpes Rabbis Pressure NY Mayor

121.) Catholic Church: “Why? Cuz I said So.”

122.) SWYPBIEU Book Launch Party A Huge Success!!

123.) Part 8: Building Character

124.) True Creationism makes intelligent design actually seem intelligent

125.) Bully victims get their own school

126.) Dubya says that Intelligent design should be taught in US schools

127.) Woman Says She Punched Bear in the Nose, but it didn’t do shit.

128.) Mojo Jojo type monkeys threaten to wule da werld

129.) What would you do for $10?

130.) Homosexuality and the Samurai, all the proof you need that fags can kick ass